In Beastly, naughty animals divulge their deepest secrets in poetic verse, perimenopause rules the day, and one woman calls us together to topple the patriarchal systems that keep us divided and broken.

Beastly opens in the not-too-distant future as the tech bros and the oil tycoons tally their loot from hidden bunkers while the world burns. Our heroine travels back in time, mining her rebellious teenage years, spit-up spattered motherhood, and an unexpected pivot to social justice organizing, as she races to turn back the clock and set us on a better path — before it’s too late.

If The Vagina Monologues and Roald Dahl’s Revolting Rhymes had a baby with Bernie Sanders —that’s Beastly. Blending standup comedy, poetic reverie, and a strategic call to action, Beastly ultimately asks us to seize the power we have in our hands to change the course of history. 

All performances are a fundraiser! Ticket proceeds benefit Corporate Accountability, Brew & Forge, and Neighborhood Birth Center.